- A babysitter
- A secretary
- A nurse
- The "candy" lady (or man)
- A babysitter
- The villain who puts the new student in your class when you don't have any extra desks
- The villain who won't switch around your child's schedule so that he can be with his friends
- The slacker who allows students to come to the office just to "chill" and miss class
- A babysitter
- A disciplinarian
- The villain who can't wait to call a student out of your art/history/math/photography class
- Your child's "best friend"
- Did I mention babysitter?
And now, here are things school counselors actually provide:
- A shoulder to cry on
- A new study skill to use on the next test
- Encouragement to get students/teachers/parents through the day
- A resource for all things personal/academic/career-based
- Referrals to outside agencies
- A pillow to scream in (I actually have one in my office)
- A Koosh ball to squeeze on (adults can use these, too!)
- Assessments to determine future goals
- An array of strategies to help your student/child reach their goals
- A miracle
Any questions? :)